CLEVELAND — The Donald Trump campaign announced today that former Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott will endorse the Republican nominee tonight at the party’s convention in Cleveland.
“Marge Schott was a powerful woman and, most importantly, a winner,” said Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort. “Unfortunately, she died 12 years ago. But we are bringing her back out because we know that Donald Trump is the candidate she always dreamed of.”
Schott is the latest sports figure to endorse Trump at the RNC, joining a list that includes Bobby Knight, Lou Holtz and Fran Tarkenton.
“Hitler had some great ideas,” zombie Schott will say in a transcript of her planned remarks.