Jimmy is on assignment, so periodic SI.com writer, Game of Thrones fanatic, former Super Bowl champion and superb tweeter, Chris Long, is filling in today with his edition of Long Thoughts.
1. While many middle-aged men are reaching for the Extenze, Tom Brady signed a multi-million dollar extension this past week. Adding insult to injury for onlooking 40-something-year-old dads, he also promptly put his modest $39.5 million dollar (or one year of Dak Prescott’s requested salary) Brookline, Mass., home on the market.