1. Yes, it's the first day of the NCAA Tournament, but we need to start with a hard-hitting story about a different kind of March Madness.
Panthers quarterback Cam Newton was a guest on the Late Late Show with James Corden last night and revealed that he challenges himself to give something up each month. In January, Newton gave up making bets. In February, Newton gave up meat and went vegan.
For March, Newton stepped things up and decided to give up orgasms.
"In March, I'm giving... uh, I hope this is an adult crowd, it looks like it is, no climax," he told the audience.