I have been wondering what an NFL quarterback’s play-calling wristband looked like ever since it was revealed that Mark Sanchez needed to have his color coded because he was presumably, ahem…a dumb ass.
Now I’m not so sure. I think I may have to extend my apologies to Butt Fumble McGee because after seeing the horrifying graph of non-sentences in size 8 font that Brady has to read from in order to call his plays, I’m pretty sure that he and Peyton Manning are geniuses. Like Mensa-level savants. If Manning isn’t holed up at JPL figuring out a way to sustain human life on Mars right now then I contend that he is wasting his talents.