Professional athletes are just like us—they post dumb thoughts on social media. But because they’re famous athletes, people actually pay attention to them. Take, for example, this tweet from Colts backup quarterback Jacoby Brissett.
The replies are an absolute mess, with dozens of people contributing their own theories on an easily Google-able conundrum. Wading into the comments will leave you at least five percent dumber. Brissett’s former NC State teammate B.J. Hill, now a defensive lineman for the Giants, came through with one of the most galaxy-brained responses.
But luckily there is one NFL player who is eminently qualified to answer such questions.