This Woman Got Tired Of Sports Metaphors At Work, So She Started Using Makeup Terms Instead

If you're a woman in business, a woman in a male-dominated workplace, or simply just, a woman, you've probably heard one or two sports metaphors overused at work.

There's nothing particularly wrong with sports lingo — They're fun! It works! — but sometimes, they are just...overdone. What would it look like if the metaphors were pulled from a different kind of...playing field?

(So sorry.)

Like, say, makeup? That's exactly what Ari Kraemer, a 32-year-old marketing professional from Minneapolis, decided to explore.