This Week’s CFP Rankings, as Explained by Shia LaBeouf

This week, Hollywood superstar/actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf introduced the world to his latest piece of abstract, self-indulgent performance art, “#ALLMYMOVIES.” The premise: LaBeouf is screening all his movies in one 72-hour marathon at the Angelika Film Center in New York City. He’s watching them in reverse chronological order, anyone is free to join him (for free) at any point, and most importantly, there is a camera pointed at his face, live-streaming his reactions for the whole damn time.

It’s a riveting watch, that is, if you like staring at a dude with a beard endure watching movies for three days straight. If nothing else, it’s gifted us with reaction shots aplenty. That’s to be…