Through this entire political season, we think a major point has been forgotten. Through Trump talking about the size of his penis, Hillary Clinton and her emails, and Ted Cruz’s ban on masturbation, we stopped realizing that we live in the greatest country in the world. The fact that all three of these candidates are even able to run should make that point clearer everyday. Living in the USA we are allowed the civil liberties to express ourselves and look however we want.
On the day that this capitalist nation has gone nuts over adds on basketball jerseys (see: capitalism), a video has surfaced from a Saudi Arabian soccer match, in which the game was delayed due to a hair cut.