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San Marino’s response to Germany’s soccer diss: Yeah, but you wear socks and sandals

The national soccer team representing the European microstate of San Marino has only ever won one game. One—in 139 tries. But don’t try telling the Sammarinese that they’re a joke.

San Marino was crushed 8–0 by Germany in World Cup qualifying at home on Friday. (The 3,851 attendance figure is more than 10% of the country’s population, by the way.) The Germans thought the whole thing was a farce and didn’t hold back their criticisms.

“I do not understand the meaning of games such as these, more so with such a busy schedule,” star forward Thomas Muller said.