Who better to promote butt wipes than a guy named Cory "Poop" Johnson?!
That's what the guys at Dude Wipes thought -- and reached out to the Canadian Football League player to help push their personal hygiene line.
Of course, Poop -- a defensive lineman for the Toronto Argonauts -- got his legendary nickname after a famous interview during his college days at Kentucky, where he admitted he poops like 5 times a day.
"I try to poop, like, 5 times a day, 3 times a day. It’s hard to keep weight when you’ve got so much going out," Johnson said at the time.