Turns out, stocking a "f*ckin' insane" amount of condoms did NOT lead to a ton of action inside the Olympic village -- so says Canadian snowboarder Mark McMorris.
You know the deal -- with over 2,000 hot, young athletes in an enclosed space (and over 110,000 CONDOMS to strap up), the Pyeongchang bangin' had to be next level, right?!
Not according to McMorris -- and he told TMZ Sports why not, when we got him back at LAX.
"It's a 'dry village,' if you will -- no alcohol ... thus rendering us 'dry' all around.