With the advent of NBA champion Kevin Durant has come the rebirth of reckless Twitter-user Kevin Durant, and we are all better off for it.
The below handout surfaced online, supposedly from a teacher trying to look clever for his or her students on the first day of class with some nifty NBA references. Cool! I mean...
Anyway, Durant caught wind of this after SB Nation tweeted it out. And to be fair, it is one hatin’-ass handout.
You could also contend that your child shot not be a Michael Jordan known not only as a six-time NBA champion but also as a notoriously competitive and occasionally standoffish person who also did greater things than liberating the Looney Tunes from an alien race.