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Hooters Ball Girl Sucks At Tossing Baseballs

Related Topics: Hooters, Baseball, Ball

It’s March, which officially means it’s time for America’s favorite pastime: pointing and laughing at hot babes who make minimum wage. Hooray!

Once again, Major League Baseball has wheeled out Hooters employees for their annual public performance art exhibitions during live action Spring Training contests. As we’ve seen in the past, these buxom wing salespeople can satirize themselves in a number of ways, namely, fielding balls that come their way and then handing them to fans while they’re still in play.

We’re positive you’ve seen this before, but it demands revisiting for the 19,000th time.

Then there’s the classic slapstick approach, which involves failed attempts at completing the most basic of tasks that require the simplest of motor skills, like, say, making a baseball travel ten feet…

A Hooters girl painfully botching an underhand toss during a Philadelphia Phillies Grapefruit League game is on the short list of “Most American events in recorded history.