David Arquette made a triumphant return to the ring Saturday night, defeating behemoth wrestler Jocephus and then getting his just reward with a pair of clippers.
David teamed up with former NWA champ Tim Storm for the 2-on-1 "hair match" at the Wilma Rudolph Event Center in Clarksville, Tennessee.
There was lots of back-and-forth ... at times David took a beating and a few slams but he and Tim eventually prevailed. Before the 3 count, Jocephus' spiritual advisor tried to hypnotize David but he blocks her with a dip and a kiss.
NWA President and former Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan entered the ring so David could do the honors and he proceeded to scalp Jocephus.