It may be time to retire a pointless baseball tradition, simply because it’s really getting annoying. It used to be that throwing out the first pitch at baseball games was done by Presidents, and in a dignified manner — from the stands. Now we see dinosaurs are doing it, and if I have to endure another Star Wars character I’m going to punch every nerd in the world.
Charlie Sheen, who played Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn in 1989’s Major League, said today that he’d “be honored” to throw out the first pitch in Game 1 of the World Series in Cleveland.