There is no way I could possible enhance the story Rob Gronkowski told Conan O’Brien Tuesday night, so I’m just going to give you his exact words and hope you don’t do a spit take and ruin whatever device you’re reading this on.
“I was a security guard,” Gronk began. “A full suit on, tie, I went there like this, ‘You’re too close, get your hands off of him. I was security and every lady was giving me shots, making me drink their beers, so I was participating. I was getting wasted on the side. My friend, he didn’t drink in college so he was always the driver, too.