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19 Incredibly Important Reasons You Should Watch The Rugby World Cup

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(Because of…you know, the chicken he’s eating).

9. Then you can dream about rucking Aaron Smith all night long…

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10. But be careful not to get penalised for failing to release Sean Lamont.

But be careful not to get penalised for failing to release Sean Lamont.
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11. Because then you won’t be able to crouch, touch, pause, and engage with Toby Faletau.

Because then you won't be able to crouch, touch, pause, and engage with Toby Faletau.
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12. You could score with Josh Strauss…or at least try.