Is Rachel Nichols Hot? The Debate That Has No Right Answer

***UPDATED 11/30/2015 - Rachel is headed back to ESPN...so, we must ask....***

There are questions, and then there are those burning inquiries that test the very limits of our human capabilities for thought.

What is love?

Why are we here?

How does Nicholas Cage keep getting work?

However, the biggest question of them all, the one that has perplexed even the greatest of philosophers and modern thinkers, is this -- is Rachel Nichols actually hot???

Let's put it to the test, shall we?

Ok, not the best start. But we're trying here.

Ok, there we are! Pretty as the day is long.

(...) What is up with your eyes, frustrating goddess of sport?!? I was DEFENDING YOU.

Look at me when I'm talking to you!!!

There you go. See, now we're onto something.

Phew. This article is easier to write than I thought.

Wait, what?!? You're not in Newsies, Rachel!

It's like your face is a Magic Eye puzzle. Sometimes I see it, sometimes I don't.

$#$%#@#%!!! You're toying with me. I'm convinced this is a set-up.

That's it, I quit.

This is why we can't have nice things...