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The Salt: RSL, but as Pokemon

In a world where soccer isn’t played by human beings but by adorable, bizarre creatures you stash in a sphere ...

I don’t know how movie trailers really continue, so let’s just jump headlong into this. RSL players as Pokemon.

I’m sorry to have kept you waiting so long.

We’re going to start building our Pokedex today with RSL’s preferred starting XI. I recognize some of this might be quite wrong. You’re welcome to correct me, but you’re probably wrong, too.

Being right, though, is hardly the point of this exercise.

What’s the point, you ask?