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The Knee Jerk: RSL vs Seattle (what we learned)

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In the spirit of rebirth I’ve decided to rebrand to a sleeker, hipper name. Like the kids say: “I’m a cool cat, home slice” (that’s what they say these days, right? Just branding myself as a cool cat makes it true, I think). I wear my sun glasses at night and all that. Also, it’s the name of the articles, not my name.

We’re fun to watch. Late heroics to avoid losses are a blast; however, we need to start snagging three points from these things—especially at home—or else we’re going to stagnate and wind up as one of those teams with only a few losses but no solid points to show for it.