I don't get you, Minnesotans.
No, I'm not rehashing your ridiculous Duck, Duck, Grey Duck mishap.
I'm talking about the giant spoon sculpture.
Like, why?
It's pretty clear that the fork is a far superior utensil.
You can't eat a steak, salad, spaghetti or turducken with a spoon.
Ugh, you artistic & culinary heathens.
Match: MLS Regular Season 21 of 34
Opponent: vs Minnesota
Venue: RioT
Time: 8:00 pm MT
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