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Points of Obvious Refinement: Real Salt Lake at San Jose Earthquakes

As winter rolls back in, I’m reliving the early days of the Coronavirus Pandemic and digging through the depths of various streaming services. The other night I came across a show with a former Top Gear host called “James May: Our Man in Japan”. No spoilers, but there are a lot of haikus throughout the show, so I decided that I would boil down my normal points to haiku.

Bemused Behavior

The inspiration for this poem is the five yellow cards, four of which were for unsporting behavior. I think every other time I write this column I bring up the yellow card problem Real Salt Lake seems to have this year, so we’ll skip it as rhetorical.