Real Salt Lake travels to the great state of New England on Saturday to take on the Revolution, who I often remember as a very bad team in the last decade, but who have also been bucking that expectation over the last year.
What’s that? New England isn’t a state?
Oh. Well, Massachusetts, then. In a soccer-specific stadium.
What’s that again?
Huh. Well, in an NFL stadium. Alright. It should be fun, though — we so rarely get to see these Eastern Conference teams, it appears I’ve forgotten everything about them.
What RSL needs to do to win
Quite simply, Real Salt Lake needs to do basically everything perfectly.