This is not the news you wanted on a Wednesday afternoon after the season’s end.
In fact, it’s not the news you ever wanted to hear.
Kyle Beckerman, Real Salt Lake’s captain, has cut his hair. That’s according to a report from Salt Lake Tribune reporter Maddie Lee, and we’re just assuming that Luke Mulholland didn’t take her phone to play a prank on, well, all Americans.
So, yeah. Kyle Beckerman. Hair. This is
Beckerman, who has had dreadlocks for a long, long time, may never be the same.