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Kirby: Get some rest, whenever and however you can. Just ask the kid who nodded off during Trump’s speech.

Joshua Trump, 11, is no relation to President Donald Trump. Their only connection, aside from being life forms, is in sharing the same last name. Everything else about them is different.

President Trump is believed to hail from the Gamulon 6 quadrant of the Delfonic-3 galaxy, or right next door — give or take a million light-years — to Nancy Pelosi’s home planet in the Frozonic System.

All three were brought together Tuesday night, when President Trump gave his State of the Union address with Pelosi doing her best impression of “I’m not thinking of murder” over his shoulder.