Because you go into an interview with Hannibal Buress hyper-aware that the comedian is known for dropping bombshells — like, say, Bill Cosby rape jokes — you may think you’re well-prepared not to let anything he says take you by surprise.
Then he unfavorably compares your sexual history with that of former Utah Jazz center and Fred Flintstone tattoo enthusiast Greg Ostertag, and, well, that theory is pretty much out the window.
Though he’s said before that he eventually comes to have a unique relationship with every city in which he performs, he concedes that he and SLC have more of an awkward, morning-after-a-one-night-stand kind of thing going on.