The voluble congressman, who speaks as if he is arguing the trial of the century even if he is ordering breakfast, went on Fox News on Tuesday to divulge a secret.
“There’s a text exchange between these two FBI agents” — Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, who had originally been on Robert Mueller’s Russia probe — “saying that perhaps this is the first meeting of the ‘secret society,‘” Gowdy announced. “I’m going to want to know what secret society are you talking about.”
A secret society! The Illuminati? The Carbonari? Or perhaps the dreaded Rigatoni? Or, um, maybe, given that Strzok and Page were lovers, their text was actually a joke or a flirtation.