On Friday, Vice President Pence informed House Republicans that Triple Crown winner American Pharoah "bit me so hard" on the arm during a Kentucky visit last year that he (man, not horse) "almost collapsed."
Some might disbelieve the vice president's tale of American Pharoah carnage, because Pence said nothing about this grievous injury at the time and because the manager of the racehorse-breeding company said that if the "sweet" thoroughbred had bitten Pence, "I'd know it." Pence did show people a bruise on his arm back then, but that could have been from one of the many times President Trump walked all over him.