Chris Beard is a very charming guy. A good guy. He’s got a lot of funny stories, cute daughters, and a happy-to-be-here disposition that is almost impossible to dislike. Almost.
And look, before we get there, I agree. It’s not fair that I chose a picture that makes him look like Dr. Evil just trapped Austin Powers in an impossible situation, but it was there, and how am I not going to use it?
Not when the whole point of writing this is to make it clear: I’m on to you. Boiler nation is on to you.