There's something to be said for ugly football and even more for the glory of carnage. With such reasoning in mind, Manchester United and Tottenham served the greater good more than their own interests in a wonderful and bonkers tango on Saturday afternoon.
The barest of facts will cover the gist of it – Ruben Amorim’s side led from the 32nd minute until the 84th and trailed from the 91st to the 96th, by which point they were down to 10 men.
That it still finished level is something the marketeers will flog as the magic of the Premier League, when the truth brushes closer to the madness of two teams who cannot be trusted.