Gothengurg? Do me favour. Odiblo Jurgens, United Kingdom.
Well, hello there. This is a first. We’ve had some right idiots on here, but this is the first time we’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing from a dummy. A ventriloquist’s dummy, obviously. It’s the B thing, you see. It’s a dead giveaway. Now you watch this, while your mate drinks a glass of water, and we’ll hear from Britain’s finest ventriloquist before cranking up five points.
Point one: why this column will be an elite club-free zone (mostly).
Martin. I have job for you.