Stephen Ireland’s phone is ringing off the hook in the wake of Wythenshawe Vets’ latest demolition job.
With former Chelsea and Leicester City star Danny Drinkwater alongside him in midfield, ex-Wigan Athletic ace Maynor Figueroa anchoring the defence, and a front two of George Boyd and Papiss Cisse, this star-studded group of over-35 ex-pros have just blown South Liverpool away 13-0 to continue their invincible start to the season.
Last month, Joleon Lescott scored a hat-trick, Oumar Niasse played wing-back, Nedum Onuoha featured, as did former England striker Emile Heskey.