All I want for Christmas is... a suspension from Premier League action?
Mariah Carey likely did not envision her festive hit becoming so butchered, but for this article we're not that bothered about the intricacies of rhythm.
There are a grand total of 22 Premier League stars who may have Daily Mail Sport's remastered version on repeat as they are just one booking away from getting Christmas off.
League rules state that if a star is given five yellow cards in the first 19 games of the season then they are forced to sit out a match.