Rise and shine, my people.
Many of you may have woken up with a sore head, thinking it's Saturday, due to the fact that we have a lunchtime kick-off, and well, also the fact that your brain hasn't quite kicked into gear due to the hangover.
But I am here to tell you that, sadly, it's not the start of the weekend; it is, in fact, Sunday.
It's not normal for us to have an early kick-off on a Sunday and not on Saturday, but here we are at Selhurst Park as Crystal Palace prepare to host Manchester United at midday.