Some people approach new success with caution. Those people aren’t irrational sports fans. An emphatic win over the injury riddled Pelicans(also playing on a road back to back) should be taken with a grain of salt. But, the Blazers are on pace for a 82-0 record, so it is all sugar in Rip City baby! Start the victory parade, it’s time for an irrational fan tutorial.
First off, you have to get the championship lingo down. Start by making statements like: “C.J. McCollum clearly has more upside than James Harden.”; “Damian Lillard held his guy to a measly 20 points, he has turned the corner defensively.