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Three Portland Timbers predictions that are definitely going to happen in March

February has come and gone, and with it, so too is it time to pass judgment on a certain blog writer’s incredibly foolish and/or astute predictions for the month. We (still) didn’t get our left back, and the Timbers are somehow not going to play Saprissa in the Concacaf Champions League (although they might have to play this small team named Club America).

But Merritt Paulson did retroactively make everyone mad in the wake of the new Timbers jersey drop as they revisited a tweet he made singing the praises of the new Timbers jerseys back in May, so I’m giving myself credit for that one, because it’s my column and I get to make the rules.