Seriously, has it come to this? Have we hit the very bottom of the barrel of quarantine and pandemic outrage?
Those are rhetorical questions, because we have. Why have we? Because we’re bothered by the Steelers rankings—both individual and team—on a freaking video game! The video game in question is, of course, Madden 21, a football video game that popped up around the same time I began to care less about using my thumbs for anything other than the space bar and owning people on Twitter.
Actually, scratch that last part. I cared about video games back in the late 80s, which was when Madden first became available (and long before I began using my thumbs to own people on Twitter).