With one of the greatest comebacks in the history of the Pittsburgh Steelers having just occurred, my black-and-gold mind is racing like a portly man learning that Golden Corral is almost out of steak for the night. As always, I feel compelled to pass the ravings on to you. But first, I must offer up apologies for any offense that was taken after my last submission. So instead of stuffing my turkey with Stovetop, I offer up remorse out to and for the following...
- Encouraging anybody to envision carnal relations between Colonel Sanders and Mrs.