Once upon a time there was a car accident. The driver in Vehicle A was badly injured, the driver in Vehicle B was not, and a lawsuit ensued. At trial the following evidence was offered:
- A man three blocks east was convinced it must have been Vehicle A’s fault. “If she got injured, she must have caused it.”
- A woman from four blocks east, put it this way. “SHE MUST HAVE CAUSED IT! MUST, MUST, MUST HAVE!!!!!!!”
The judge refused to admit either one into the trial.