You know what time it is, guys. The Pittsburgh Steelers have eight wins entering today’s game, which can mean only one thing: it’s Super Bowl Sunday. As has been well established, the Steelers no longer hold any interest in winning actual Super Bowl titles. They much prefer the triumph of not losing more games than they win. If they manage to not lose today, they will have achieved their goal for the 2023 season.
Or, you know, something like that. Whatever. But at least we have some talented players, the best of the latest group being CB Joey Porter Jr.