Dear Art,
May I call you “Art?” I figure I’ve spent enough money on your team that I’ve earned that right. If that seems too informal then “Mr. Rooney” it shall be. Although I think that term is for your father, I’ll move on… Art, your Pittsburgh Steelers’ football team is a mess.
If you’ve forgotten, you are the majority owner of the franchise. I’m sure you know but I feel like I should remind you as we hear so little from you. Most of the time I’m good with that. I sure as Hell don’t want Jerry Jones running this place but things aren’t going well Art.