Vazquez vs. Derby king? Oh, no … that didn’t happen

Oh, Alonso saw "his match," as Vazquez put it. And then some. Just watch the gif of the strikeout itself up there at the top again. Focus on Vazquez's windup.

Oh yes. He did that. A quick-pitch to close the game and to sit down Alonso? You'd better believe I was asking Vazquez about all that sauce after the game:

Soak it in: The laugh as the question was delivered. The smile as he finished describing it. It's all mint, but nothing compares to this line:

"You gotta change sometimes just to make him look like that."

It's Vazquez flatly admitting he wanted to humble Alonso. And looking "like that" at the end of a 99-mph Vazquez heater is not a good look for any batter. Watch exactly how…