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Things I read on Twitter

Although I am on Twitter, obviously, I’m old, so I remember the days before everyone felt the need to let their brain vomit onto the internet (yes, I realize the irony). Since one of the guiding rules in my life is “just because you invite me to the argument doesn’t mean I have to attend,” I don’t engage in Twitter slap fights. But there are many times when I read something on Twitter and think, “every time I think Twitter can’t get any dumber, someone goes and totally redeems that.” After the Giants’ sweep of the Pirates yesterday, that was one of the times.