Pick a Pirate, any Pirate.
Well, a Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder, that is, but doesn't it seem like you can't go wrong with any of their starting three? In fact, their most accomplished, Andrew McCutchen, currently finds himself ranked the lowest on the ESPN Player Rater (180th, more than 150 spots beneath the other two), so he'd be the one to criticize if any of them.
Meanwhile, Gregory Polanco, selected latest on average in ESPN drafts of the three (91st, at least 60 spots later than either of the other two), finds himself among the Player Rater's overall top 25 (24th, to be exact).