Me, in a sleepy haze around 11:30 last night: Wait, did they say Rosales hit that monster homer off of Arquimedes Caminero? As in, Adam Rosales? As in, that guy that the A’s and Rangers DFA’d like three times between them in one week that one year? Is still in baseball? And hitting towering homers off of Caminero?
[A few seconds pass]
Me: Welp, guess it’s time to brush my teeth and go to bed.
I feel like a broken record at this point, but here it is: the Pirates aren’t going to win enough games if Francisco Liriano is missing starts and can’t pitch out of the fifth inning.