Jameson Taillon was scratched from his start Sunday against the Chicago Cubs with “flu-like symptoms.” Monday on Twitter, the pitcher explained the ordeal a little more ... vividly.
Betrayed by the ole faithful Ancient Grains Bowl from True Foods Kitchen. More like #FalseFoods ud83dudca9ud83dudca9#TruePoo
— Jameson Taillon (@JTaillon19) July 10, 2017
Food poisoning is like a breakup. Gonna have to learn how to love again after being stabbed in the back by my favorite meal #canttrustanyone
— Jameson Taillon (@JTaillon19) July 10, 2017
Ah.