On the middle of a white page with blue striped lines, there is a black dot which represents the singularity that is the Pittsburgh Pirates organization.
Surrounding this dot is everything, and nothing at all.
That’s mostly because I had something else to do that day, and I ended up not filling in the rest of the page in my work notebook.
However, let’s say that this dot represents the singularity in the middle of the black hole that sits in the center of the Pittsburgh Pirates’ universe. That description sometimes feels very apt when it comes to finding information about this franchise.