Penguins Erupt, Keelhaul Toothless Sharks, 10-2

Back on December 17, 1991, the Penguins feasted on an epically bad Sharks team by the lopsided score of 10-2. Mario Lemieux, Jamie Leach and our beloved Bibster, Bob Errey, notched two goals apiece. Sixteen black-and-gold skaters tallied at least one point that night.

Thirty-two years later (has it been that long?), history repeated itself last night at the appropriately named SAP Center. Powered by a pair of early Reilly Smith goals and two-goal efforts from Evgeni Malkin and Jake Guentzel, our Pens sliced, diced and otherwise made mincemeat of a woeful Sharks squad. One that may well be historically bad before all is said and done.

Fourteen Pens recorded at least one point, including a…