PenguinPoop · Mar 16, 2017
Dragnet 2017: The Case of the Missing Penguins
Since last night’s 4-0 loss to the Flyers wasn’t much to write home about, I thought I’d do an abbreviated game summary in the style of the old TV series, Dragnet 1967.
Cue the opening music. Sergeant Joe Friday and Officer Bill Gannon, on loan from the LAPD, knock on the front door to the home of Polly Penzfan. Dressed in a Sidney Crosby jersey, Polly opens the door.
Polly: May I help you?
Friday: I’m Sergeant Friday and this is Officer Gannon. From police headquarters. I understand there’s been a robbery.
Polly: Yes. I’d like to report a missing two points. And the possible kidnapping of a hockey team.
Friday: Mind if we ask a few questions?
Polly: Not at all.