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CARDIAC SPILL: WHAT IF ACC WAS REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT??

Cardiac Hill | August 13, 2015

THE RENT’S A BIT LATE & THE CAR A BIT OUT OF GAS & THE WATER GOT A BIT SHUT OFF BY AN EVIL BADMAN FROM THE SHADOWLAND SO IT’S TIME TIME TIME AGAIN TO MAKE SOME EMERGENCY INTERNET CLICK MONEY WITH A TRIED AND TRUE HOBBY HORSE OF AN ARTICLE FORMAT//REMEMBER TO LIKE AND SHARE OR THE BANK FORECLOSES//THIS DOUBLES AS A GUIDE TO THE BALLOT//LET'S GO

ATLANTIC DIVISION

1. FLORIDA STATE // JEB BUSH

  • HAS LOTS OF MONEY
  • HAS TO DEAL WITH EXTREMELY HIGH EXPECTATIONS
  • HAS A RELATION WHO HAS SUCCEEDED AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL TWICE IN RECENT YEARS, A RELATION WHICH THEY PROBABLY REALLY WISH HADN'T BEEN AS SUCCESSFUL AS THEY WERE BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY MADE LIFE HARDER FOR THEM

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